"Well, Richard..."

         "Yeah Buddy,"

"Guess what time it is?"

         "... I ... Don't ... Know !!!"

"It's time to... uh..  to.. Hey, what the hell time is it anyway?!!  What's going on!"

         "I used to know, or I used to think I knew.  I just don't know any more!"

"I don't know either."

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

.NET Rocks, #1230: Date and Time with Matt Johnson